Frases De Incentivo Em Inglês

One day at lunch ... Words to the wind

The phone rings:
-Ready?
-Buonggiorno siggnora, the call center are X Wind, good first Women's Day.
-... Thank you ... (Shit, now will try to sell me something?)
-Siggnora, I make a request: if you could have a maid who makes the trades, would be happy?
- (WHAT?) Excuse me, do you mean?
-Siggnora, if he had a maid, which makes the work more Heavy at home, it would be more happy?
- (I know you want to get somewhere, but I will not know where) Actually, I prefer to let me be me chores (despicable lie)
-OOGGESSù! ANOTHER! Click. Tututututututu ...
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